"Oh my gosh! Steph! How did you get that huge bruise on your arm?" --everyone who's seen me in the past week.
"Yeah, this.... I, um, fell down on purpose."
"You what?? You fell down on purpose?"
"Well one night I was talking to Adam in our room and I knew there was a pile of quilts behind me on the floor. I thought it would be really funny if at one point in the conversation I collapsed all dramatically since I'd know the quilts were there, but he wouldn't (don't ask me why I thought it would be funny. Also probably don't ask Adam why he didn't check more carefully into all aspects of my "humor" before he married me). So I did. We were talking and I just fell down at one point. Little did I know there was a corner of a box sticking out next to the quilts..." Ah, man, not as funny as I thought (Ouch! My arm!). And poor Adam (Steph! Are you okay! Why did you do that?).
Note to self: check risks next time you think it'd be funny to purposefully throw your body in strange directions for the sake of humor. Also, come up with better cover stories for lame self-inflicted bruises.
Just the thought of Adam's face being all concerned ..."Are you Okay! Why did you do that?"...What a hoot! Well just tell him that he's not alone I'm sure Shawn would be happy to tell him how many weird and odd things that I do. And you know what? some times I can't even explain why I do them. But don't ever stop, that makes you who you are...Just double check for box's and walls and stairs with one more step that you thought!
ReplyDeleteHahaha, good luck explaining that one! That is a hilarious story.
ReplyDeleteouch stephers!!! i love your dramatic collapse idea though!
ReplyDeleteSo funny, you have me rolling in laughter, only you would think to do that,I am crying I am laughing, if only it was on video. Too funny! I hope you are okay though. That is what I miss the most, how randomly funny you are! Love ya mor and more
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ReplyDeleteOUCH! And tee hee! That is so funny! It's a hard but good lesson to learn Steph.
ReplyDeleteLOL! i've never in my life used that wi-fi acronym. but this one deserved it because i really did LOL.
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