I got it when I was pregnant.
I had a big belly, sure.
It was really hard to lean over.
That was a long distance for the fork to travel over perilous ravines without some food wanting to jump ship.
But why oh why, months later, am I STILL spilling on myself at every meal?
It must be in the genes, because I do it too! Hey, at least we're enjoying our meal - not just in our mouths.
ReplyDeleteSteph, I love the shirt you are wearing too because ya know I'm an aggie too!! Actually i'm sad cause I never was a true aggie...anyway me and mom are like twins when it comes to spilling on ourselves so I hear ya on that one! LOL!!
ReplyDeleteI really think it is part of motherhood... My baby is 1 1/2 and I still spill almost every meal! maybe we just in more of a hurry knowing that there are a million things to get done and not enough time to do them and as a result we end up wearing our food!:) OH I don't know, I'm the same way.
ReplyDeleteIt comes with the Mama territory I decided! That top shelf just never seems to go away, if ya know what I mean. :) I sometimes find when I change to get ready for bed I have a spot on my shirt and think, "huh, wonder how long that's been there." But ya wanna know the best part? You can totally blame it on the kids and no one will ever know the difference, including you.:P Give a try! See what ya think!:)
ReplyDeleteIt's because your milk factory is larger than life. You get rid of one hump and suddenly, just when you think your back to normal, you get two bigger humps. Oh the joys of motherhood. Those darn things are always getting in my way too. Guess you're officially a mom.
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